Your only three friends in the world will die. Unless—
SOMEONE IS BEING A TROLLISH DWEEB.
YES I’M NOT ALONE GOOD
There is a swan, and he’s not named Sherlock. And there is a duck, and he’s not named John.
So when I first saw the description of this fic I thought for sure it had to be crack. Somehow, however, it isn’t, not really, and I’m still confused about how that’s possible. Seriously it’s a fic about John and Sherlock (who’s called Roadblock) as non-anthropomorphic, non-sentient waterfowl. John is a duck and Sherlock is a swan, and Lestrade is a zoo keeper and it’s all wonderful. It’s surprisingly in character in the sense that I often found myself saying: yeah Sherlock/John would be like that if he was a swan/duck. Magpie Mycroft and Anthea are hilarious. It’s a cute little story and I absolutely love that Swanlock inadvertently becomes a famous detective. Warning: while there isn’t really any sex in this fic, Lestrade has a dirty mind.
Word count: 6,163 (both parts)
My Rating: A-
Read it here, part two: here fic by Basingstroke
Guest Review: Alwaysnifty
This is surprisingly wonderful.